A child asked his father, “How were people born?

A child asked his father,

“How were people born?”

So his father said,

“Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.

” The child then went to his mother,

asked her the same question and she told him,

“We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.

” The child ran back to his father and said,

“You lied to me!

” His father replied,

“No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”