A Cop On Horseback Is Sitting At A Traffic Light

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is Little Johnny on his brand new bike.


The cop says to Little Johnny,
“Nice bike you got there.

Did Santa bring that to you?”
The Little Johnny says,


“Yeah.”
The cop says,


“Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.”


The cop then proceeds to issue Little Johnny a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.


The Little Johnny takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says,


“By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
Humouring Little Johnny, the cop says,


“Yeah, he sure did.”
Little Johnny says,


“Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top.”