A kid is playing video games in his room

A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business. His mother walks in.

“Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!” “I’m kind of busy right now.

Can you bring him in here instead?”
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in.

“Hey, champ! How you doing?”

The kid ignores him.

“Don’t like champ, huh? That’s fine. How about BlueDragon72?”

The kid turns his head quickly. “I haven’t heard that name since I was ten…”

He then realized. “It can’t be..”

“Call of Duty, right? I told you I’d bang your mom.”