Husband and wife do fight with a police officer
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”…
Author: Elina
The older soldier shook his head
Two men have washed ashore during World War I. Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast. As they sought shelter in…
The woman waiting for her newborn
A woman fell pregnant to a horrible, violent man. She decided to leave him and raise the baby on her own, rather than have it…
A girl decides to rent a suit
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he…
A man smells food and order
Menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went…
A mailman retired after 35 years
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.…
Two engineering students walking in a campus
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asks, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replies, “Well, it was…
Two guys walks into a Louisiana bar
Two Marines walk into a bar in Louisiana… They see a guy with nice boots. Really nice boots. They ask the guy about them and…
A Taliban terrorist desperate for water
A Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water,…
A giant voice from the sky booms
The sailor takes a shot. He places the ball down, smacks it with the club, and watches as it goes flying straight into a sand…