A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash…

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any…

There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece…

A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights,…

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head…

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are at a coffee house. The physicist says, “You know, engineering is just applied physics,” and…

While eating his last cookie out of the bunch, he was approached by an old lady. She was putting her hands out, gesturing if she…

My gorgeous next door neighbor is a beginner gardener. I asked her how it was going so far. She said,’I cant get my tomatoes to…

One day a teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class She came to the part of the story where…

A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem” The doctor says “Tell me about your sex life,” The man says…