A Woman Jumped into a Taxi Elina April 22, 2021 A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old… Continue Reading
A Lady Found that she was pregnant Elina April 22, 2021 When Little Johnny’s mother found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But Little Johnny overheard some of… Continue Reading
Get some water for cooking dinner Elina April 22, 2021 So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping… Continue Reading
A discussion of the word Tragedy Elina April 22, 2021 Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like… Continue Reading
A farmer in a poor district of the country Elina April 22, 2021 Little Johnny’s dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Abner came to visit. Since there were limited… Continue Reading
A group of kindergartners Elina April 22, 2021 A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no… Continue Reading
The Children of Israel Elina April 22, 2021 Mr. Goldblatt,” announced little Johnny, “there’s something I can’t figure out.” “What’s that, Johnny?” asked Goldblatt. “Well, according to the Bible, the Children of Israel… Continue Reading
The middle of a math lesson Elina April 22, 2021 One day during school, a 2nd grade teacher was in the middle of a math lesson. Suddenly a little girl named Susie stood up and… Continue Reading
Little Johnny was at the mall Elina April 22, 2021 Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and… Continue Reading
Trump Fan Elina April 22, 2021 A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans. Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved… Continue Reading