Man and Woman Hilarious Conversation
She: What would you do if I died?
He: To mourn you.
He: very long!
He: (with a straight face) Because I love you and your loss would be very painful for me. Therefore!
She: (with a smile) That’s nice. – Would you marry again?
You: (with a hurt expression) Why not? Are you not happy to be married?
He: Yes, I am.
She: So you would marry again?
He: (clears his throat) I think if I’ve mourned long enough and my life makes sense again, yes.
She: Would you sleep with her in our bed as well?
He: Would be appropriate, right?
She: Would you replace my picture with hers on your bedside table?
He: I would put both pictures.
She: You would also do sex with her? In our bed?
He: (takes a sip of coffee) Would certainly surrender … Yes.
She: Would you also play golf with her?
He: Yes, I would.
She: Would you give her my golf clubs as well?
He: No, she is left-handed.
He: Sh …