A man is watching late-night infomercials on a weekend night and sees an ad claiming their system will make you lose 10lbs in one week.
The man calls and places an order and they tell him he’ll have a package at the door on Monday.
Monday morning he hears a knock on the door and answers it to see a naked woman standing there with a sign around her neck that reads “if you catch me you can have me”.
So the man chases the woman and after a mile or so he catches her and has sex with her.
The next day the same girl shows up and he chases her again.
He gets better every day and by the end of the week he’s noticed he’s lost 10lbs.
Amazed, the man calls the company to order again.
They offer the man a new program to lose 20lbs in one week. The man excitedly agrees.
A couple days later the man hears a knock at the door.
He answers it to see a naked man standing there with a sign around his neck that reads “if I catch you I can have you”.