Two old guys are working at a sewage treatment plant
One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing?!” he yells
“My coat fell in” his buddy yells back
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!”
“No, no. Gosh no, I’m not going to wear it.
I have to get it back though, My teeth are in the pocket!”